What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:15
—
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Gucci Owner Picks Auto Executive for One of Global Luxury’s Top Jobs - WSJ
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
United States roster at 2026 Olympics will differ from 4 Nations Face-Off, GM says - NHL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Just Forget it!
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Measles leaves children vulnerable to other diseases for years - Our World in Data
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...